February 12, 2010
Apparently y’all are a bunch of punk-ass bitches. Yeah, I said it. According to a study released this week MoCoSpace and published by TechCrunch, 48% of you idiots have actually broken up with someone via text message. Shame on you! And shame on the set of doofises (is that even a word?) that went out with you in the first place. They had to see it coming with your social detachment and reliance on communication via technology. Lord knows I did.