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My complaining has paid off!

You may wonder why my oddly refreshing voice has been silent for a while…that’s because I’ve made it to the New York Times!

Here’s the link to my story, which regular followers may recognize as an edit of “Pick up your damn pants!”.  Recycling is good, so I’ve come to think of this is as my environmental [...]

Find me a date. No, seriously.

“Sarcastic, sexy smartypants seeks similar for scintillating conversation over coffee or drinks. D/D free. Age, race unimportant, but opinions and height are. Democrats preferred, but willing to argue with M.O.R. Republicans. No prudes.” [...]

Is Steve Jobs better than me?

. . .I think my dad went to the V.A. for a non-essential Viagra prescription and probably paid less than $20 for it. Insert appropriate outrage here. [...]

Hair-raising issues

My hair is an old, disobedient dog. . .It goes where it wants, indoors or out, and generally exasperates me to the point that I want to get rid of it. [...]

High thread count

Would my life really be dismal if I had to do without Wamsutta Luxury Sateen 400 thread-count sheets, and all they represent? [...]