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My Fashion Manifesto

And Donatella still looks better than the woman I saw on the beach today

Style and fashion are not the central themes of this blog, but sometimes (actually all the time) I just have to call ‘em as I see ‘em, and I’ve got to talk about people’s clothes.  I realize that I am not above [...]

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

Even at my age, if someone wanted to gather together a group of my peers and engage us in some age-appropriate activities I’d be on it like a Westside whore on a New Jersey businessman. [...]

Rule #1: Don't do dumb stuff

Where can I get this?

Have people literally gotten stupider and stupider?  In case you’re one of them, I’ve highlighted the important parts of this post.

Today Plaxico Burress, form.erly of the NY Giants, was sentenced to up to 3 1/2 years in prison for shooting himself in the leg.  Okay, it was really for carrying a [...]

Love...exciting and new.

Norwegian Sky: Its no Love Boat

Any child of the 1970s who has been aboard a cruise will likely have the same reaction.  Why isn’t this ship like the one from The Love Boat?  And why couldn’t you just skip the Pacific Princess and drive to Puerta Vallarta from LA?    That last part is probably [...]

Loving, caring and sharing, but not en route

These people are obviously NOT flying from LaGuardia

A widow, a spinster, a divorcee and two tweens get into a van.  No, that’s not the latest dirty joke:  its my family vacation.

The last time I went on a true family vacation, you know the kind where everyone travels together, I think the first Bush was in [...]